Carley Cavalier's Omnipresent Obsessions

hazdickgoesinlou:

bottomlouislibrary:

hstyuhles:

ships-bands-and-anime:

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK YOU PROMISED US NOT TO SCREW THIS UP YOU LIL BITCH

Are we allowed to just blog “explicit content” after they get rid of it?

(via gaysexinthedistance)

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via gaysexinthedistance)

• Question: Seduction in two steps: 1) roll you into a tiny ball 2) shove you up my vagina - goblin-in-a-crown
• Answer:

  Wutwuteuteuteuteuwutwutwutttt well okay I guess that counts ?

dammmien:

Freaky stuff

(via visualgraphic)

dammmien:

Jay-Z no se equivoca / Jay-Z it’s never wrong

(via visualgraphic)

(via flye-away)

(via goblin-in-a-crown)

• Question: She was a beautiful high school students with fair grades and was shy around the opposite sex like all good girls should be. Her biggest flaw was that she suffered from implosive diarrhea that caused a horrid smell to find the noses of everyone around her. She awaits the day for a man with no nose to ride her off into the sunset on a brown horse. - goblin-in-a-crown
• Answer:

  OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME HAVE DIARRHEA oh my god I just woke up my mom with my startled laughs

(via harryisjustsopretty)